Welcome To Internet Premium

The internets first premium membership. Access the most exclusive club on the internet by paying us your money. Now virus free.

🚧 Early Access: Though subscribers in this stage will have an awful user experience, they will get benefits later on. 🛠️

What You Get

Elite Community Access

Enjoy a guaranteed emotional boost by interacting with big brained individuals such as yourself.

*Muscle tone not required but often associated.

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Free Trials & Discounts

Enjoy exclusive access to free trials, discounted memberships, and secret internet products. Jazz the haters with your new look.

*Some products require CD-Rom drive.

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Community Lottery & Investments

We'd like to eventually buy an island. Your membership will automatically enter you to win things.

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But wait... There's more!

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    Overwhelming Sense Of Joy - 100% of our users have mentioned a euphoric state which simply will not wash away.
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    Presale Access to Our ICO - Yes - we are going to create a memecoin. Our lawyers would like us to clarify that it will not be a pyramid scheme.
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    Portion of Proceeds Go to Good Causes - We aim to do good with Internet Premium. Becoming a premium edgelord will automatically give you a vote.

Membership Pricing

$4.99/month

For the price of one fancy coffee, you can transcend internet mediocrity and become part of the elite. Stop scrolling and start winning.

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Think your product is worthy of being part of the Internet Premium club? Well, good luck. Apply to have your product seen by the meme overlords, and if you pass our **Rigorous Edgelord Validation Process** (™), you'll unlock access to an elite, internet-savvy audience ready to *maybe* try your product.

This Isn’t Just Any Premium Membership

Join now before everyone else catches on. Get in at the ground floor of online greatness where memes are sacred, and the internet is yours to dominate.

🔥 Exclusive Early Access: Join now to lock in your legendary status! This is basically like buying Bitcoin in 2010. 🚀

🐫 Not A Pyramid Scheme™ : Who knows, we might even make a currency that is tradeable on e-networks. 💎